Adulthood is much like a gargantuan two-headed slobbering beast with frizzy hair, exuding a rattling putrid and moist breath from its twin maws. Or maybe it’s just an enormous mutant poodle who’s as aware of your plight as it is of the thin hair stuck to one of its four eyeballs (if you’ve never owned a dog, that means “not at all.”) Either way it’s got foot-long teeth I don’t want to be around.
So it’s about a week late for the start of the month, but I finally got it done (despite such petty distractions like Thanksgiving and work)
Here for the last month of the year is Hot Motorcycle Guy:
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It seems to be a long-standing tradition to have pinup calendars of sexy women dressed in a skimpy bikini at least a decade out of style, perhaps straddling an equally unattractive motorcycle. I will have none of this. Behold, my appropriately dressed but rakishly handsome blue guy on a 1930’s vintage motorcycle (this particular model is made up but strongly inspired by a Royal Enfield model). He is lovingly sized for your printing pleasure, or as a wallpaper perhaps if you happen to have a widescreen computer monitor.
Lesson learned: For next month, start a lot earlier than the last week of the current month.